A Day With My Period.
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, ITS 6 a.m. AND YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How 'bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Text from boyfriend saying "hi". Instantly. horny.
- period: Find a chocolate chip cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: Oh, you wanted to be productive? But you're still sooo horny...
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Snickers.
- period: Breeze blows by. Girl boners, girl boners.
- period: You didn't happen to like those brand new underwear... did u?
- period: Yell at a puppy or two.
- period: Close eyes and repeat tomorrow.
